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May. 4th, 2006 @ 08:50 pm Hello To All....

So it's been awhile since I have updated my LJ obviously....
Well I have some good news and some bad news...
Ok the Good News.....
I am going to Boot Camp in the next 2 weeks or sooner...and I am going in as a reservist....So I will be back...I also got the job I wanted Port Security!!!
Ok the Bad News....
I am leaving for 4-5 mos and will miss everyone....the job I got may or may not send me over seas...actually I am really excited...but nervous about that!
Well I think thats all I have for now....
Sorry its so short...

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Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 02:51 pm I have fallen for a Sitter

Okokok so I am not into the whole internet dating thing....but I kinda met this guy through the CG website....well it started off him just answering questions for me since he was in the CG before going into the Army....and then I started to ask person questions and found out some really cool things about him...yes he is the one from my last posting....and yes he is still a virgin!! I did not pop his cherry...yet!!!! But who knows what will happen when we see each other next time....
So he asked me to be his date for the Welcome Home ball...he just got back from Iraq....and at first I was all about it but as the time came and I heard him talk about it I knew this was a HUGH deal...and I'm the type of girl that you can dress me up but you can't take me out...so I was nervous about it..the event was black tie formal...super super formal.....
He tried his hardest to get me to realx about it and I did...when we walked through the door and I realized that I was the most properly dressed woman there that was not an officers wife...I mean there were girls letting it all hang out...I understand wanting to look good for your man but come on this is a military event...show some respect......
Anyway this dinner was so emotionally moving....I try to stay as ignorant as possible when it comes to the war in Iraq but this was a real eye opener...and knowing that I know someone that went through this...and who lost friends and comrads was way tooooo much for me....but I was strong for these guys....
I was sitting at a table with 11 of the guys that went over there together.....and just watched them as the slide show of all the pictures that were taken over there were shown to them...most of the pictures they were seeing for the first time...
God it is so fucked up what is going on over there...then these men have to come home and put their families back together...after being gone for a year....wondering if their wives or girlfriends cheated on them....that is if their wives or girlfriends are still around...then the goverenment comes back to these men who are having issues re-adjusting to life back stateside and says..."We need volunteers to go back...you want to go??" and these guys consider it...because they cannot handle being back......they cannot handle the life thay had once because...well ok I'll stop there....
Anyway I have plans to see him again soon...either he will be coming down here or I will go back to Savannah...but I just really want to see him...
So I think I have said enough.....by the way his last name is Sitter

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Mar. 18th, 2006 @ 06:33 am Its been a while

Since I have been instructed to update my LJ from ones who will remain nameless here it goes....
I went on vaca again YES again.....and it was alright.
I visited a friend in AL who just recently had a baby and the baby is adorable sooooo cute....and thats all the fun I had there.
She is stuck in this crappy situation and I cannot help but be pissed off that she won't change it due to her own insecurities. But I also realize that nothing I can say will help the matter any way so I said my peace then shut up. Are we still friends?? I have no idea!
Then I went from AL to GA to meet up with a friend I meet on-line through the CG website. Yes it sounds a little shady but we have talked on the phone and on line for a while so I thought it would be safe. And it was. I had a fantastic time....
We went out to eat and talked and it felt like we had know each other for years. Then we went back to my hotel room and talked more and made out...a lot. But there was no exchange of the goodies because he is a virgin....yes thats right a virgin....and you know what?? I am much more comfortable with that then I thought I would be.
There was no pressure to put out or do anything I wasn't ready for. It totally rocked!!!! It rocked so much that I am going to see him again and be his date for the military ball (oh yeah hes in the army now) on Wednesday after work. The ball is on Thursday night.
They all just got back from Iraq so it is the welcome home and award ceremony/ ball. I am nervous because my dress doesn't fit and I am broke and cannot afford a new one....So I have to hit up my parental units for some money....yeah it sucks but what are you going to do??
There is this totally fab dress at Dillards that is in his favorite color and I want it baaaaddddd but its like 160 bucks and that sucks big old hairy balls....gross!!!
Anyway I think thats all I got....Peace out~~~~~

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Mar. 1st, 2006 @ 07:13 am Myspace....

Current Mood:

thoughtful

I never understood the whole idea of myspace.....in the beginning..then I became addicted to trying to find people from high school....well find them I did and in mass numbers.
After hanging out with some of them for one night I remember now why I hated high school.......
The drama continues no matter how old we become....and it sucks... I hated going to school so I graduated early...well most people do not know this..and the rumors they did fly. Even after I saw some of these people and told them the rumors were not true....people still believe them.....
1. I am dead....obviously not
2. I had a baby...ummmmm no kids
3. I dropped out...thought about it but...no
4. I am a stripper...true but..not anymore
5. I became nothing....yeah but...I am working on it
6. I got married....true dammit....but not anymore.....
There were more that are just to crazy to go into...
I also found out that you never offer the goodies to someone that fancied their selves in love with you....things just become way too complicated then....
But I must be a masochist because I am going back for more...but this time it is with a different group of people I chilled with... these are the ones that played sports and I refused to be their groupie....the girls hated me because the boys saw me as a challenge....boy do times change...the girls still hate me but the boys realize they never had a chance....
The question is do they now? Will I, because I am leaving, give that one guy I always wanted to be with in high school, but never had to guts to tell him (its the whole groupie thing that turns me off) the chance to, for lack of anything better, enjoy the goodies? He knew I liked him....being subtle is not one of my specialties....but he never wanted to include me in the groupie thing....he knew I was better then that....and he now knows that there are no groupies in his life...changes...he is just Neb and I am just..........me. No barriers...no boundaries...no high school
Ohhhh what to do, what to do???
I am going to see him on my way out of town...do I ask him what his intentions are...do I go with the flow..or will I be caught off guard......I am very nervous.....
All these thoughts...all these fears..make me feel like I am still in high school...is this a can of worms I want to open or should I let it remain a "what if" mystery???

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Feb. 25th, 2006 @ 10:07 pm This Week.......

So my schedule for the week is kind of busy.....

Sunday: hanging out with some old friends from high school......Sunday night...Pandoras Box with Super Jenn

Monday: day working (gym).....night.....hang out with friends from high school

Tuesday: day most likely hanging with Super Jenn (gym)....night movies with Super Jenn, Messy Jeffy, and his friend Daniel...

Wednesday: working all day (gym)...and hopefully I-Bar Wednesday night

Thursday: Tampa recruiter day..........

Friday: on my way back from Tampa during the day (gym)......night....dinering with Jon.......

Saturday: same as always........working...night date with Hot Justin...then out with Super Jenn

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Feb. 24th, 2006 @ 08:10 pm Things I want to do....

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excited

So before I leave I want to...

1. Go to the Strip Club
2. Go to the Enzion to see a movie
3. Have a movie night at SJs
4. Go to a metal show....doing that with SJ on 4/1
5. Spend time with all my friends
6. Go to the beach...like I won't be around the water enough
7. there was more but I forget now.......

So if you want to help me out.....Lets have fun!!!!!!!!!!!

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Feb. 20th, 2006 @ 09:27 pm to be like everyone else

So I am taking applications for my time before I leave........

This week is half over but I still have time to spend with you

Tuesday:
I will be waiting on the Bellsouth Tech because even though my internet does work they will not let me cancel my appt. Then I will be sweating it up at the gym with Jenn, but kinda free that night....

Wednesday
work alllllll day then partyyyyyy all night with Jenn at I-bar...and whoever else wants to join in....all are welcome!

Thursday
day nothing...night dinering with Jon (at least I know how to spell his name right)...and..I have to make a 3hr trip to the gym...but thats standard

Friday
day hanging out with SJ getting ready for Pauls party.....gym.....night Pauls Birthday......hehehe birthday spankings by SJ.....

Saturday
Work alllllllll day....little gym workout....get thrown out of Club Paris......while extremely intoxicated...yeah!!

Sunday
Work alllllllllll day then crash hard core...........

If you want to hang let me know...........

p.s. Jon we still have to go dinering

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Feb. 20th, 2006 @ 06:48 am While on Vacation

Current Mood:

cheerful
Current Music: the buzzing in my ear. by the phone

So I went to the mountains of North Carolina on vaca....it was COLD!!!!! And my second time seeing snow!!!

I made my first snow man. His name was Leroy the Redneck Snowman cuz his teeth kept falling out....the snow was melting and hard...but hey he was cute!!!

I went hiking in 2ft of snow...ok I lied I TRIED to go hiking but kept slipping and didn't want to hurt myself right before I leave for boot camp...(only like 7 more weeks).

I went skiing on Ski Beech.....ok I lied again I went to the ski lodge at Ski Beech....I watch a guy fall and slide 15ft down the mountain and that decided my fate in skiing...NEVER EVER will I try to ski before boot camp...(only like 7 more weeks).

I sat in the car with my supposedly smart cousin and learned how naive he was...religion is a killer....the saying 'practice what you preach' has been re-written to 'know what you preach!'

I worked on my photo album and wrote some of my book....wrote a lot of poetry....and a couple of short stories....drank a lot of wine...there was a 2 story wine place in downtown Asheville...ate way to much fast food and now have to work extra hard at the gym so that I am in the best shape for boot camp...(only like 7 more weeks).

But I thinks that all I did.....So I'm out!!

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Feb. 17th, 2006 @ 10:02 pm Hey Everyone.....I Missed You

well I am back from my vacation.....boy did I miss all of you!!!

It was a good time.....Will explain all in my next posting...but I just wanted to say I MISSED YOU!!!!

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Feb. 10th, 2006 @ 04:05 pm The most EXCITING news EVER!!!!!!!

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I just back to me Moms from seeing the Coast Guard Recruiter and he said that he measured my wrist wrong and that my weight is fine. Which means I can leave whenEVER I want!!!!!!

So I did my papaer work and I have a few things to take to him so I plan on leaving the first week in APRIL....yes thats right APRIL!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I have so much to do that I don't think I will have enough time but I will do it and I will be leaving.......Yeah for me!!!!!

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Feb. 9th, 2006 @ 05:37 pm Wednesday.....if you weren't there you missed......

Current Mood:

crazy
Current Music: buring lots of it

So the night started with my arriving at Super Jenns house and helping her pick out what to wear.....She looked hotttTT
Then we went out to I-bar and met up with everyone and her Mr. Mike....I saw a few people I haven't seen in a while and like always when being out with Jenn met A LOT of new people......
We danced and danced and danced did I mention that we DANCED!!!!!!!!
Well Jenn got a little drunk......and tried to tongue rape John....That was fun to watch.....but painful!
Then after taking an hour to tell everyone good bye, and having tons of pictures taken of us making out, and a promising pile up...then a pile up let down....we were finally thrown out of the club.....at Super Jenn request.....and after much arguing with the bouncers to actually throw her out!!!!!!
Then I had to keep her from braking the glass door outside of the bar when she was inviting more...yes more people to her party Friday....she went back into the club and the bouncers were now wanting to kick her out...for real.....this time :)
I was hungry so we went for pizza...white pizza...yummy...and we flirted with the super cute pizza gu...he can be my delivery boy any day...if you know what I mean....(que cheesy porn music).....well we almost got him fired....we wouldn't let him go back to work.....he was hot what can I say....
We finally made it home and Jenn woke up a very sleepy Raf and begged for a pile up...but unlucky me I couldn't stay....I had to go home and get ready to go out of town......
I think that was the whole night......

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Feb. 8th, 2006 @ 06:33 am Its Time to Party!!!!!!!!

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Super Jenn is STAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its time to PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh this should be a good time!!!!!

I am going to see my Coast Guard recruiter tomorrow!! And maybe get my paper work started....we have to see about that sign on bonus...its all about the bonus!

I only have to lose 13 more lbs then I am out of here....but...I am starting to get nervous....like maybe I can't do this....but I am going to keep positive and am working out all the time trying to get in shape. But being sick this last week really took its toll on me. This last 13 lbs are going to be the hardest 13 lbs EVER!!!!!

I am looking forward to going into the military, actually I am really excited, so I hope that I can keep my spirits up....but its realllllllly hard when people are telling you that you won't make it. That you have no idea what you are talking about. That you are too girlie. That you can't do it.

But on a lighter note

Super Jenn and I will be out and about tonight dancing so that will help with my weight....I hope! It helped with her weight...and I want to ***singing and dancing in seat*** be like Jenn.....want to be like Jenn!!!

I want to see everyone out tonight because I had to beg Super Jenn to come out...so EVERYONE must make an appearance! And that means YOU!!!!!

Thats all I got I'm out...Peace!

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Feb. 7th, 2006 @ 05:34 pm Oh LOOKIE I have pictures

Thanks to my Super Jenn i now have icons

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Feb. 6th, 2006 @ 07:15 am My Adventurous Weekend

Current Mood:

sleepy
Current Music: Only the songs in my head

So technically my adventurous weekend started Thursday...
With me sick in bed for 2 whole days...until Friday I called Super Jenn with threats of cutting my hair off unless she hung out with me! So we went grocery shopping!! Hey it got me out of the house!

Beggars can't be chooser when boredom threatens...At least I got to hang out with my Super Jenn!!

So I still have all my hair..Yeah!! I rested my voice on Friday night so I could work on Saturday. But Saturday night was Super Daves Super Birthday Bash at Super Jenns house. It was Super!!! I had a great time and got to see people I haven't seen in a while. Wore a corset that gave me bruises..ouch!! But sometimes beauty is painful....

Sunday was Super Bowl Sunday!! GO STEELERS!!! They won me some big money...ok not so big....but money non the less....It was a good party at my friend O'bs house! I have bruises from that also but I enjoyed getting those :)

But now it is Monday and the weekend is over but I am off tomorrow so more fun can be had by all........

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Jan. 29th, 2006 @ 07:34 pm sick.....

Current Mood:

cranky

So I haven't written in over a week...but life has been boring and not given me much to write about
But right now I am sick and bord. I am working for Super Jenn so that she can do her show tonight...thanks Jenn for making me work with my stalker!!

Anywho I have no voice to talk on the phone, but I cannot go home! Hummmm I guess AAA is all about customer service! Lets make the girl with no voice talk to people. So far I have had like 3 people tell me that they can't hear me and a guy tell me I sounded like I was in the wrong line of business.....umm I think he meant I needed to be a phone sex operator!! But I don't know!

I am used to going to work in the dark and getting off in the sunlight not the other way around so today I have been a bit off. Plus being sick...not such a good week.

But I have learned that I excel at vocabulary while sucking big time at science and auto shop. Go ASVAB!!

To those who do not know but that do care, I have decided to join the Coast Guard. A decision I made after much thinking and talking to those I care about most...thanks Lee and Super Jenn you guys are the best!

There is no one here to talk to right now..I guess that is good because I should rest my voice!! Super Jenn I know why you say that Sundays suck!!!

Well I think thats all I have for now...

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Jan. 16th, 2006 @ 12:05 pm Useless information

So I was reading this story and it is full of usless information
Like:
In Pulp Fiction, the word “fuck” is used 257 times.

The sight of oranges in all three Godfather films signals that death (or a close call) is about to happen.

The stabbing sound the knife makes in the shower scene in Psycho is in fact the sound of a knife stabbing a melon. Scary.

An unbelievably rude waiter at Oscar’s Tavern in New York so unintentionally amused Muppet creator Jim Henson and Sesame Street director Jon Stone that he inspired the creation of Oscar the Grouch.

Six eight-stud Lego pieces can be combined 102, 981, 500 ways.

According to the film’s animators, you’ll see 6, 469, 952 black spots every time you watch 101 Dalmatians.

Ostriches don’t bury their heads in the sand. You have been lied to!

Penguins have no external genitalia. Consequently, chromosome testing must be done in order to determine a penguin's sex. So stop looking!

Overturned swans lack the ability to right themselves and therefore drown. Don’t go and tip swans over!

So thats all I got to learn from this story. OH and GAY MEN ARE SO FUNNY!!!!!! Marry My Pie Please is the Authors of this story on a site called fictionpress.com

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Jan. 15th, 2006 @ 06:39 am Taking it easy!!!

So I have been taking things easy the last couple of days. I have temporarily sworn off drinking anything other then water and caffeine. And I am soooooo bord!!!!!

I am seriously thinking about joining the US Coast Guard, I believe this will be a huge step in the direction I want to take in my life. I am also feeling like I need the biggest change ever!!!

I started my new schedule at work today, I get to sleep in for an extra 45 mins. That is the most exciting thing going on in my life at the moment.

I may also be moving to Lake Mary with my cousin until I leave for boot camp. I am also seeking other employment because my job SUCKS!! I hate it here.

So as you can tell there is nothing going on here and I will stop wasting time with my babbling!!

Have a good day all!!!

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Jan. 9th, 2006 @ 09:28 pm Things Stupid People Do........

The things stupid people do when they are drunk....

1.) Don't stop drinking when you know you've had tooooo much.
2.) Throw up at the bar and get kicked out.
3.) Throw up in the back seat of your friends friends car.
4.) While throwing up in the car make sure it gets on the Birthday Boy!!! (Only me!!)
5.) Almost get arrested for being drunk in public.
6.) Pray to the porcelain god for hhhooouuurrrrssssss.
7.) Wake up the next day and don't remember a thing.
8.) Wake up the next day and continue to throw up!

All in a Sunday night!!
Needless to say no more drinking for me.
I apologize to all those I may have offended or thrown up on. I hope to see you all again while sober next time.

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Jan. 7th, 2006 @ 05:52 am The coming weekend

So far all things I had planned for the weekend have been canceled. Not that I am complaining, mind you, because this means I will have 2 days where I have to do nothing...if I so choose.

Unfortunately one reason is because a friend is sick and I hope he feels better. Sickness is icky!!

But on a better note..My New Year has gotten better. So far no psychos are applying and that is a GREAT thing!!! But we are doing New Years weekend over again because some friends haven't had such a great time so far.

So the slate has been wiped clean to do it all over again. The new plans for the weekend are that Super Jenn and I will be out at I-Bar on Sunday (if you can't make that then we will be out Wednesday). Yeah for dancing!!

I hope everyone made it out to the Birthday festivities at Super Jenns on Friday it was a good time while I was there. I have yet to hear from anyone as to the events that occurred after we left. Oh well a good times a good time!!

I think thats all I have!

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Jan. 4th, 2006 @ 07:09 am So in other words I'm Tired

I've come to the conclusion, at my ripe old age of 24, that the human body requires more then 3 hours of sleep every night. Now some might disagree with me but to each their own!

I have also decided that this having 2 jobs stuff is for the birds. Yeah thats right the birds not me!

I have recently discovered that I have tattooed to my forehead "All Psycho's Please Apply" They are just coming out of the woodwork in droves!! Ummmmmm some help here please!?!?!

There is a guy at work who I've had 1, yes that would be 1 conversation with and now he is in LOVE with me!! He gave me an envelope with roses...I don't like roses they drive my allergies crazy....and a cd and disk that I had to listen to. Opps my speakers are broken...oh darn! Needless to say envelope meet trash!

Then of course there is always the ex-boyfriend psychos that pop out of nowhere like the vermin in that game where you beat them with the rubber mallet. I LOVE THAT GAME!!!!! So as you can tell I am having a great New Year so far!

I also have some stability going on too.... I am seeing a couple of people, going out and having a good time. When I have the time that is! (Remember I have 2 jobs)

There is no rest for the wicked!!!!!
Thats all I have right now I think.

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Dec. 31st, 2005 @ 01:01 pm My Sleepy Day

So it's New Years Eve how excited am I!!

And I am also very sleepy!!!! I got 3 hrs of sleep last night so I am having a rough day. On the other hand Super Jenn is super sugared...I'm jealous!!

I can't wait to go home and take a nap. Then get up and get ready to party down allllll night loooooong! Ok well not all night just until its time to go to bed or home or where ever.

So I am having the worstest day ever!! AAA sucks it kinda busy people are mean and today isn't a holiday or the weekend so our stores should not be closed. YEAH ok whatever!

Then I keep getting dirty looks from these people Gonzo and House, all because people cannot keep their mouths in their own conversations! How RUDE!!!!

And the day just keeps getting better!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just cursed out by an 83 year old woman who needs to buy groceries and is haveing a hell of a time getting in touch with us. Oh and she doesn't want to move into a nursing home!!! So there!

Beat that! I'm out
Keri

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Dec. 30th, 2005 @ 10:40 am Jenn and I

So I have to talk about my favorite person...Super Jenn!!!!

She and I are having a grand old time at work today, we are so slow....So Jenn is getting off work at the same time I am and we are going to go to the Flea Market and look for........stuff.

I can't wait for the weekend...IT'S NEW YEARS!!!

I'm gonna party like its 1999...ok ok ok like its 2006!!
This is the first year I've had actual plans to go somewhere. I usually get together with some friends and watch movies, have some champagne, you know BORING!!!!

But this year is going to be different; I am going out with Jenn. Enough said!

Well its not much but its something,
Keri

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Dec. 26th, 2005 @ 07:48 pm Poem: Not a Thing

I wrote this poem for my English teacher when I was going to college.
It is about his father who suffers from Old Timers disease.

The memories of yesterday
So soon forgotten,
Like my breath in the winter
Disappearing into the night.
I try to recall them
For him; for his family.
He sits
In his dark deserted mind.
Glassy eyes of nothingness.
I wonder what goes on in there,
And how soon it will be
Before I too am forgotten.
He stares,
The empty void, only he knows
Watching times we cannot see.

My teachers father has since past away and my teacher read this at his funeral. It was this poem that won me the contest I entered, and got me my little poetry book deal.
I hope you all liked it!!

On the sombre note I'm out!
Keri

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Dec. 26th, 2005 @ 07:40 pm My OT today

SoI had a great Holiday!!

I hope everyone had great Holidays!!!!

I worked 4 hrs of ot today that Super Jenn was supposed to work too. But alas she did not make it (I'm not mad I was just lonley)

It was crazy!!! People are so dumb. It is a wonder how many of them get their DLs. Then the people I work with are the biggest bunch of retards..excluding my Super Jenn...but she feels my pain!

I had people interrupting my calls for the entire 4 hrs that I worked! Then the people on our command center suck..one more then the other...no names..EB is all I will say! HAHA!!

Well that all I really have to say!
Have a great day!
Keri

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Dec. 24th, 2005 @ 06:42 pm Poem:Man vs. Woman

Small hands,
Delicate hands,
Woman hands.
Move over hard body,
Strong body,
Man body.
Eyes stare
Soft blue to dominate brown
Seeing passions voice,
Raise levels of anticipation.
Warm soft skin
Female skin,
Moves over rough dark skin,
Male skin.
Lips meet.
Worlds lost.
Where man meets woman,
Soft warmth to hard coolness.
Strong need.
Urgent need.
Human need,
Raises lust awareness.
Beaming pride.
Enchanted pride.
Woman pride,
Heals deep hurts.
Dark hurts.
Male hurts.
Ties bind,
Beating hearts,
Healing hearts,
Human hearts.

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Dec. 24th, 2005 @ 02:37 pm At work today

Happy Holidays to everyone!!!

So I'm sitting at work with Jenn today...as is usual for us to do. When we decide to start writing in the LJ.

Well conversations between Jenn and I tend to start out innocently enough....but then just go straight to the gutter. As in our previous conversation with James. Now I cannot be held responsible for things that are said in here....Its all Jenns fault!!

She had way too much sugar and caffine, those who love her most know what that means.

This is a day in the life of an AAA agent.

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Dec. 23rd, 2005 @ 08:37 pm My letter to Santa Jenn I hope you enjoy

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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Mike's Office party. It was Jenn who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 9 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like lavendar.

I thought it was funny when I put Antonio's bell bottoms on my head and danced the electric slid on the couch while singing `opps I did it again'. I didn't mean to break Mike's MP3 Player and don't know why Mike would accuse me of arson.

I don't remember calling O'B's wife a ugly cow---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Brandi's husband's chest, it was only because I ate too much of that tacos.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my mini through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a beautiful duck and have me arrested for shop lifting !

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all stupid and needy . And I'm really not to blame for any of this naked stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and truely yours,
Keri (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 20 bucks!

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